1998 Was the in creationist's terms the birth year of the Johnson's. Whilst attending the Opening of duck shooting at Johnson swamp five of us were struck with the vision of a new religion.

Most other religions espoused great theological ideals on how people should act, play, love and spend their money, whilst all the time ripping people off for their hard earned money.

We decided that as a new religion we would be up front and honest, therefore give us your money and we will buy booze with.

This is the basic edict and creed of the Johnson's

Come join us give us money and get pissed with us.